WAIT, HOW OLD ARE JESSIE AND JAMES!????
did some of you guys really think they were older than 18
what the FUCK
Reminder that this is probably what Junior looks like now.
But Tucker being so used to the Sangheili that he’s not even automatically scared of them anymore tho. Tucker just like fistbumping aliens and hugging Junior and just being like “Fuck! Am I glad to see you guys.”
#wash freaking out because he’s actually fought these guys before #and this fucking giant elite charges at tucker and wash thinks #this is it this is the end of lavernius tucker #and then tucker is laughing and several feet off the ground with his arms around the alien’s neck
Cosmo, you sexist piece of shit.
Oh boo. There’s Wanda, his wife, grinning evilly in the background as he’s saying it.
Besides, context is important. Remember what this episode was? "Queen for a Day." The one with Trixie Tang’s birthday?
The entire point of Wanda hitting Timmy with this wish was to teach a moral to him. Timmy was hitting a mental roadblock trying to come up with a birthday present for Trixie, not having a clue what “a girl” would want for her birthday. Cue the wish forcing him into a female body and… Still pretty much liking the exact same stuff. And as he later found out, Trixie liked the same things he did, even if gender norms didn’t fit for it all.
In the end, Timmy ends up giving Trixie the present she wanted in a comic book store, but fakes getting upset over it when he gives it to her because her friends thought it was only for boys. But, she WAS grateful.
And this moment? This right here? Our male protagonist, Timmy, is now getting playfully mocked by Cosmo for suddenly being a girl. That’s going to teach boys, through the eyes of Timmy, how stupid it is to be demeaning to females for being female.
This episode was basically a giant slap in the face to the idea of gender norms. And you’re still calling Cosmo sexist for reinforcing the moral, which is how stupid even casual sexism is?
Childhood is firmly not ruined, thank you.
What I learned from this week’s episode of Steven Universe is that one day he’ll be a beach bum superhero.
thanks for clearing that up T.K.
This week on “I Didn’t Know I was Pregnant”
Because American kids wouldn’t be able to understand the Philosopher’s Stone, right? Even though what it is is spelled out later on in the book, the editors still felt the need to change this for the US edition…?
Anyway, yeah. I am re-reading the Harry Potter books, for the first time since,…
Deoxys, Entei, Manaphy, and Latios will be given away to 4 lucky trainers. All winners are chosen at random.
First place: Chooses 1 of the 4 Pokemon.
Second Place: Chooses 1 of the 3 Pokemon left
Third Place: Chooses 1 of the 2 Pokemon left
Fourth Place: Receives the Pokemon remaining.
- You don’t have to follow me to win.
- Reblogs and likes count.
- You may reblog as much as you deem necessary, but I do ask you do not spam your followers (I recomment 1 reblog per day)
- Of course, you need to be comfortable to give me your Friend Code.
- You might need to add my second 3DS since my main is close to maxing out.
- This giveaway ends on March 10.
- All 4 winners have 24 hours to respond to the message I send them or message me when I mention them in their winning announcement.
Regarding Lugia and Ho-oh
These Pokemon will be given away to 2 lucky winners under THREE conditions for this part of the giveaway.
- You must be following me to participate in this part of the giveaway.
- 2 followers will be chosen randomly.
- Those 2 followers must beat me in a Single or Double Battle (Participator’s choice) using ONE specie of Pokemon, so you may have 6 of the same Pokemon.
- You must beat me in a best 2 out of 3 Single or Double battles using 6 of the same specie of Pokemon.
- Don’t tell me what Pokemon you are using.
- A winner of the main part of the giveaway is eligible to participate in this part.
- You can not use Pokemon with Dark Void or the Smeargle with Spore + Entry Hazards
- I can not use any Legendary of any kind, but you may use Legendaries.
- You cannot use a Pokemon who can cause an endless battle.
- I don’t recommend it, but you can use a Pokemon with Moody.
- No having Pokemon with OHKO moves or moves that deal a set amount of damage in its set.
- Of course, like the main giveaway, you must be comfortable with giving me your Friend Code.
- Participators will have 24 hours to respond to me.
Good luck guys!
The Roman Empire did not so much Fall as Saunter Vaguely Downwards.
Isn’t that a song by Fall Out Boy
In which Doc understands that Washington is kind of fucked up and helps him settle in with the Blue Team.
You only get one. I’m picking the one that makes the least fucking sense because LOL HOW DID THEY EVEN MEET?! I DON’T UNDERSTAND. WRITING FOR SIMMONS BEING HELLA CONFUSED AND LITERALLY NO OTHER REASON. In which Simmons is confused and North is really tall and blonde.
bow chicka honk honk